Friday, November 14, 2008

Dr. Phil's test.. I got 45

Below is Dr. Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah - she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out!

Read on, this is very interesting!
Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and it only takes 2 minutes. Take this test for yourself and send it to your friends.
The person who sent it placed their score in the e-mail subject box. Please do the same before forwarding to your friends (send it back to the person who sent it to you.) Don't peek, but begin the test as you scroll down and answer.
Answers are for who you are now --- not who you were in the past. Have pen or pencil and paper.
This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept.. At many of the major corporations today. It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees It's only 10 Simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers to each question.
Make sure to change the subject of the e-mail to read YOUR total. When you are finished, forward this to friends/family, and also send it to the person who sent this to you. Make sure to put YOUR score in the subject box.
Ready?
Begin..
1.When do you feel your best?
A) in the morning
B) during the afternoon and early evening
C) late at night
2. You usually walk...
A) fairly fast, with long steps
B) fairly fast, with little steps
C) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
D) less fast, head down
E) very slowly
3. When talking to people you..
A) stand with your arms folded
B) have your hands clasped
C) have one or both your hands on your hips
D) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
E) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair
4.When relaxing, you sit with.
A) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
B) your legs crossed
C) your legs stretched out or straight
D) one leg curled under you
5. When something really amuses you, you react with...
A) big appreciated laugh
B) a laugh, but not a loud one
C) a quiet chuckle
D) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...
A) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
B) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
C) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed
7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted. .
A) welcome the break
B) feel extremely irritated
C) vary between these two extremes
8. Which of the following colours do you like most?
A) Red or orange
B) black
C) yellow or light blue
D) green
E) dark blue or purple
F) white
G) brown or gray
9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep you are...
A) stretched out on your back
B) stretched out face down on your stomach
C) on your side, slightly curled
D) with your head on one arm
E) with your head under the covers
10. You often dream that you are...
A) falling
B) fighting or struggling
C) searching for something or somebody
D) flying or floating
E) you usually have dreamless sleep
F) your dreams are always pleasant
POINTS:
1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c ) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1
Now add up the total number of points.

OVER 60 POINTS : Others see you as someone they should 'handle with care.' You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS : Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well balanced not to let it go in their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS : Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you' re boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

Sunday, November 02, 2008

The Night World. *bow*

The Night World

The Night World isn't a place. It's all around us. It's a secret society of vampires, werewolves, witches, and other creatures of darkness that live among us. They're beautiful and deadly and irresistible to humans. Your high school teacher could be one, and so could your boyfriend.

The Night World laws say it's okay to hunt humans. It's okay to toy with their hearts, it's even okay to kill them. There are only two things you can't do with them.

1) Never let them find out the Night World exists.
2) Never fall in love with one of them.
These are stories about what happens when the rules get broken.

- From The Night World series. Book 1: Secret Vampire.

CHAM. This is your fault. High school. Lalalala :D

November 4.

November 4, 2008
Tuesday

Round two of BS Microbiology, Year 3.

*shivers*

Random post.

Stupid me. Didn't realize my TTH is 8:30AM to 7:00PM. LOL.

Friday, October 31, 2008

Hm.. Time's Best Inventions of 2008

There are actually 50 in the list. I just saw this on Yahoo! Buzz. Click here for details.

Anyhoo. Here are the stuff listed by the author:

Save for its omission of the portable fusion generator I'm working on in my garage, Time magazine has done a bang-up job of rounding up the 50 best, most innovative, and most potentially life-changing inventions of the year.

41. The Peraves MonoTracer - Even if you don't ride a motorcycle, you've got to love the enclosed design of this two-seater-two-wheeler. Sadly, these designs never seem to come to the U.S.

33. Biomechanical Energy Harvester - Walking around wastes endless energy. Why not capture some of that power to charge gadgets while you're striding? When they build this technology into sneakers it's going to be huge.

24. Bionic Contacts - Bringing you your personal HUD, for real.

14. The Mobile, Dexterous, Social Robot - It's only a matter of time before they start replacing us bloggers.


13. The Memristor - A theoretical electronics component becomes a reality 37 years after it is hypothesized. Could change just about everything about computers over the next 5 to 10 years.

11. Green Crude - Gas from algae. Delicious, nutritious, car-fueling algae.

10. The World's Fastest Computer (Picture right) - Always fun to see these supercomputer cats one-up each other. The Roadrunner broke the petaflop barrier and is now installed at Los Alamos National Laboratory where it plays Tic-Tac-Toe against itself all day long.

5. The Large Hadron Collider - Even if it makes a black hole that destroys the earth, it'll be worth it because it's that cool.

2. The Tesla Roadster - A 125 mph electric car. Definitely want.

1. The Retail DNA Test (Picture right) - For $399 you can find out what your risks are for developing genetic-based diseases -- and how your hypothetical children might fare, as well. I'm deeply afraid of these tests because I'm already totally paranoid about my health as it is. I badly bruised my foot this week and a little web searching had me convinced it was a life-threatening brown recluse spider bit. Do I really need my genes telling me I have an 80 percent chance of Alzheimer's? Yikes. Still, very cool idea and finally affordable.


Cool huh? Algae gas for thesis, anyone? HAHAHAHAHA. Okay. I'm wasak. I'm kidding. XD

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Why you should date a doctor.. XD


1. They have the tool - the stetoscope.

2. They can give you the gift of "missing them" because they are always at work.

3. They can give you a free medical consultation. That is everyone's favorite, right?

4. You save yourself from the embarrassment of going to a doctor with an infection.

5. They are smart, or at least dedicated! Entering and actually finishing medicine is no joke.

6. They know their anatomy well, especially the "know-what-works-and-where" part.

7. They are wild party people during weekends.

8. "Let's play doctor."

9. They are well trained to listen.

10. They know how you feel, or at least pretend to!

11. They always have a strange new story to tell.

12. They offer you a tissue if you feel like crying. It's a reflex action.

13. They can stay up all night if you want them to. They are used to on-calls.

14. They can guide you in the gym. That's one of the cases where anatomy comes into play.

15. Money! They work long hours for it. Although it also took them longs years to earn it.

16. Free medical samples.

17. They are unshockables!

18. They know what you want to hear and say it!

19. They always dress nicely! It is a dress code for them, you see.

20. They are trained in breaking bad news in the nicest way possible.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Boyfriend requirements. LOL.

[ ] Must glitter in the sun
[ ] Cold to touch
[ ] Very strong.
[ ] Runs very fast
[ ] Drinks blood
[ ] Name's Edward

Lol. I saw this somewhere. I would add..

[ ] Musically-inclined
[ ] Drives well (can drive fast without getting into accidents)

LOL. What else, what else? XD

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Fourth year subjects :)

First semesterPretty long list of pre-requisite subjects..

...........................................................................

Second semester
I don't know what to say. XD

3rd year, 2nd semester subjects


Just posted this. I used my phone for this... 4 units of Physics? Not funny. 0.o There we go.

Philippine release date of "Twilight" has been moved.

So instead of November 21, November 26 na.

Boohoo.

http://twilightcovenph.blogspot.com/2008/10/confirmed-philippine-release-date-of.html

10 Things the Food Industry Doesn't Want You to Know

Click here for details. =P


1. Junk food makers spend billions advertising unhealthy foods to kids.

2. The studies that food producers support tend to minimize health concerns associated with their products.

3. Junk food makers donate large sums of money to professional nutrition associations.

4. More processing means more profits, but typically makes the food less healthy.

5. Less-processed foods are generally more satiating than their highly processed counterparts.

6. Many supposedly healthy replacement foods are hardly healthier than the foods they replace.

7. A health claim on the label doesn't necessarily make a food healthy.

8. Food industry pressure has made nutritional guidelines confusing.

9. The food industry funds front groups that fight antiobesity public health initiatives.

10. The food industry works aggressively to discredit its critics.


*Uhm.. It should be healthful food NOT healthy food. 0.o

This is the SHIIIIT: Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe

Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe

Who'd win in a fight, Batman or Sub-Zero? This perennial playground puzzler will be answered on November 10, when the worlds of Mortal Kombat and DC Comics are married in a video game. This isn't going to be one of those happy storybook weddings, though: as you'd expect from a Mortal Kombat-style fighter, lots and lots of domestic violence is in the cards. With the likes of Catwoman, Superman, The Flash and Wonder Woman taking on the Mortal Kombat cast, it's a hero's dream come true.

From: http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/seven-super-superhero-games/1255484


Oh my God. Oh my goat. Oh my goodness. What the fuck? What the hell!!! Waaaah!
THIS IS THE SHIT. RAAAWR! WTF. WTF. WTH! WAAAAH!!
Shit. Hyper. Ohmygut. I AM NOT OVERREACTING! BWAHAHAHA XD
Gone crazy. SHEEEEEEP!!

Kitana vs Storm? Hm. Sub-Zero vs Batman? Scorpion vs Spiderman? OHMYGOOOOOD!!!!!
*screams and runs around like hell* EEEEEEEEEEEEEP!! Fucken excited.

True Blood

I was searching for something to watch online or download. I saw this then it was also being compared to Twilight. Anyway, the series follows Sookie Stackhouse, a barmaid living in Louisiana who can read people's minds, and how her life is turned upside down when the Vampire Bill, walks into her place of employment two years after vampires 'came out of the coffin' on national television. (http://imdb.com) So. There. Who watches this? Maybe you can give me some feedback. XD

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The Black Donnellys

Wala na ba talaga? Damn. :c

Saw something online. If enough people watch the series online, then the show will be back on tv.

Save The Black Donnellys!

http://www.nbc.com/The_Black_Donnellys/


Anyway. Tommy Donnelly = Jonathan Tucker = Edward from Veronika Decides to Die

Weird for me. He's the smart one in the tv series and now he'll act as Edward.

Normal Guy vs Edward Cullen

Written by a girl named Angela:

A NORMAL GUY VS. EDWARD CULLEN

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack... but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward Cullen would kill himself because life without you isn’t worth living.

(“Well, I wasn’t going to live without you..” He rolled his eyes as if that fact were childishly obvious. “..but I wasn’t sure how to do it. I knew Emmet and Jasper would never help so I was thinking maybe I would go to Italy and do something to provoke the Volturi.”)

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

(He smiled my favorite smile. “Hurry back to me.”
“Always.”)


As you come back home, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back home, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

(“I heard the music before I was out of the car. Edward hadn’t touched his piano since the night Alice left. Now, as I shut the door, I heard the song morph through a bridge and change into my lullaby. Edward was welcoming me home.’)

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.

(“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”)

A normal guy does it with everyone.
Edward Cullen only does it with one.

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.

Thing is, Edward's fictional. Too bad? =P

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

New Moon (2010)

Wala lang. Read the title again. Haha.

Max Payne, Final Twilight Trailer, Grades, Midnight Sun

I checked out Youtube and found out that this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxjNDE2fMjI is the final trailer for Twilight which's posted one day ago.

MAX PAYNE naaaa! Max Payne! MAX PAYNE! *chants* Raawr! Max Payne! Haha!

Max Payne: There's an army of bodies under this river, people who ran out of time, out of friends. I could feel the dead down there, reaching up to welcome me as one of their own. It was an easy mistake to make.

Seriously. This is what happens when boredom gets in your head during sembreak. Plus the grades can now be viewed, the kiosks are now on and running. Phoebe told me that the line is long, as usual. I might go to school tomorrow morning to check. I burnt up all my patience for Monday. I don't want to wait. Even though the clearance/course card thing is new now. I just blah.

I want to drink and pass out. But I will watch Max Payne first.

Midnight Sun leakage got its pages jumbled up. I wonder if other readers noticed.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

2009 Movies :)

I'm making a list of must-watches. Ngek. There's Mean Girls 2. 0.o May Totally Spies akong nakita. 0.0

- Inkheart (I thought the trailer says 2009? A website says 2008..)
- Veronika Decides to Die
- Tekken
- Eleven Minutes (I am not sure if Coelho's but then.. R18? hahaha!)
- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
- Captain Awesome (I like the title. So?)
- Locker 13
- Hack/Slash
(How come this sounds familiar?)

I want movies for Neil Gaiman's American Gods and Eoin Colfer's Artemis Fowl Series. Now. o.o

Coelho's Blog

http://paulocoelhoblog.com

Some guy on LiveJournal left me a comment with a link to Coelho's blog. He said, of course, fans will love this. So here, I am sharing it. XD

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Veronika Decides to Die: MOVIE

I am not kidding. Google it up. Promise. I am not kidding. It's expected next year. I'm going to waaaatch!

Veronika - Sarah Michelle Gellar
Edward - Jonathan Tucker


Cham: Why are all the guy bidas named "Edward"? What's with the name?
Lau: Idk eh.
Lau: Ano gusto mo? "Morgead"? "Stefan"? ;)
Cham: Stefan. Haha
Cham: Morgead!!
Cham: he's mean eh XD
Lau: @.@
Cham: Ayoko yung mabait. Galen. Yoko yun XD
Lau: @.@

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

An old song, same old effect.



White Houses, Vanessa Carlton :)

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Hey Night World fans! XD A new diary ;)

LJ Smith has announced on her website | ljanesmith.net that she is halfway through writing a new Vampire Diaries story, initially titled Damon (with the new series currently marketed as The Vampires Diaries: The Return, and the first new Diary simply called Damon), picking up where Dark Reunion finished. She was also written a short story entitled Blood Will Tell, considering what might have happened had Stefan decided to drink the blood of Matt, Meredith and Bonnie. Scenes from this story expand on the frisson between Bonnie and Damon that was hinted at in Dark Reunion, and which could be expanded on in the fifth book, released on March 1st, 2009.

Okay, thanks to Arnie for leading me this. You are so lapad! Hahaha. Dahil sa iyong curiosity, I ended up knowing this. I benefitted from your spoiler instincts, your lapad- err, highness. XD

This is so cool. XD I want to read Jez and Morgead's Night-out, the untold tale. The Vampire Diaries fifth is.. unexpected. I thought it was only until Dark Reunion. I want to read Blood Will Tell which is like an alternate ending for Dark Reunion.

I also want to read Jez and Morgead's Night Out. Okay. I want to read everything. Hahaha. Love love the Redferns. Love love the Kellers. XD

So here are the stuff in the site: Blood Will Tell, Thicker than Water, Brionwy's Lullaby, Ash and Mary-Lynette: Those Who Favor Fire, and Jez and Morgead's Night Out.

Cool. XD

Ehem. CHAM. YOUR FAULT. Yes. Your fault for introducing me to these, you vampire you. XD Love em high school days. XD

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Midnight Sun

I read the first chapter of Stephanie Meyer's Midnight Sun. It's the fifth of the Twilight Saga. This time, the story's is in Edward Cullen's point of view. Okay, I don't know. Words aren't enough to describe it. It's just.. darned good. I love it. Haha. The file said that it was copyrighted 2006.. So I guess it will be released soon, I hope?

Okay. Sorry for the spoiler kids. LOL. But at least you know there's something to look forward to. Rawr.

I want a copy of Midnight Sun. I saw this section in Meyer's web last month but I didn't check the posted file then. I remember reading something that says Meyer was not happy because of the leaks on Midnight Sun.

Haha. Wait. I should finish Breaking Dawn first. T_T

Ay wait. Finals pa pala T_T Ugh. Sembreak. Or weekend. LOL.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Dew Gatherer

Okay. I'm happy. Art app prof said to submit a painting then report about it in class. I found one, neoclassicism movement- since that's what I was assigned. I picked the Dew Gatherer from www.robertsherer.com. There. I think the reporting started Wednesday. I got lucky last Friday because ten people were called and I forgot to research on Dew Gatherer. I google-d it up last night and got a bit worried that there weren't any analysis. The painting isn't very famous. I don't know when Robert Sherer painted it. I found his email on his website.. So I emailed him. I asked for his permission and stuff then yeah, he allowed me and even sent me a copy of the Dew Gatherer. Oh diba? At least I won't be accused of violating copyrighted stuff. There.. So he told me the story behind Dew Gatherer.

It feels nice to present something in class. It's nice to report about something I gathered firsthand. :D I will print out his email and bring it to class on Wednesday.

So here it is.

Robert Sherer's Dew Gatherer. Oil on canvas. 1996.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Students must read this: How to write a school paper :D

Grabbed from Rhoan. Ang cute eh, sapul talaga. Wala ako masabi. Tawa-tawa, ngiti-ngiti nalang. XD Thanks, Rhoan. :D

HOW TO WRITE A SCHOOL PAPER.

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.


2. Log onto YM (With the busy status!). Check your email.

3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.

4. Head out to the kitchen for some chocolate to help you concentrate.

5. Check your LJ/Multiply/Twitter/Facebook/Friendster/DeviantArt.

6. Text a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to work.

7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.

8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.

9. Check your LJ/Multiply/Twitter/Facebook/Friendster/DeviantArt.

10. You know, you haven't texted/YMed that old friend since fourth grade. You'd better do that now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.

11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.

12. Grab some mp3s off of LimeWire/BitTorrent.

13. Check your LJ/Multiply/Twitter/Facebook/Friendster/DeviantArt. ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!

14. YM/text with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans, block party).

15. Check your LJ/Multiply/Twitter/Facebook/Friendster/DeviantArt.

16. Listen to your new mp3s and download some more.

17. YM/text your friend and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your prof, the course, the college, the world at large.

18. Drink some water.

19. Notice the old magazine in the kitchen. Read it.

20. Check your LJ/Multiply/Twitter/Facebook/Friendster/DeviantArt. Check you email too.

21. YM/text some people to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV.

22. Play some Solitaire (Or Pinball).

23. Check out Yahoo.com

24. Wash your hands.

25. YM/text a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven't started either.

26. Look through your blockmate's Multiply album of pictures from that party. Ask who everyone is.

27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.

28. Check your LJ/Multiply/Twitter/Facebook/Friendster/DeviantArt. Look over your online contacts on YM.

29. Check your LJ/Multiply/Twitter/Facebook/Friendster/DeviantArt WHILE listening to your new mp3s.

30. Your PC/laptop just crashed, given too many open windows plus the mp3s playing. Reboot, and carry on.

31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.

32. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.

33. Lie face down on the floor and moan.

34. Punch the wall and break something.

35. Check your LJ/Multiply/Twitter/Facebook/Friendster/DeviantArt. And you contacts on YM. No one’s online, yeah? But just look through them anyway.

36. Mumble obscenities.

37. 5am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.

38. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.

39. Go to class, hand in paper, and cut out of it so you can take a nap.

40. Check your LJ/Multiply/Twitter/Facebook/Friendster/DeviantArt.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Absent-absent pa kasi.

Why My Homework Is Not In On Time

Dear Mrs. Biavati,

I'm sorry my homework isn't ready, but it wasn't my fault!

This morning, a strange mink crawled in through the garage. It sneaked into the bedroom where my books and homework were. I grabbed my PSP and threw it at the mink but I missed and it grabbed my homework and ran into the kitchen. I yelled at it real loudly, but that didn't help, so I quickly put Hero-Heroine on my stereo and turned the volume way up, hoping to scare it away. Instead, it started to hop around like it was dancing!. It hopped so wildly, it knocked a glass of tequila off the coffee table and spilled it all over my homework. I guess the mink really liked the taste of tequila.

So, that's why homework isn't ready... that strange mink ate it! I think a similar thing happened to Win recently, so it must be a common problem here at UST.

Sincerely,

Lauren

I was searching for formats of letters online. I found this. LOL. Try it!
Link: http://www.discover-writing.com/madlib.html

Blue versus Yellow

Warning. This post is kinda stupid.. It's not really attacking Thomasians, it's more on trying to humiliate Ateneans. I think it's lame. I don't think Ateneans would be this.. cheap. You know what I mean. It'd be shameful if someone's from a good school and he acts like trash. I'm posting this because I want to keep a copy. XD Don't read if you don't like offensive stuff, okay?

Haha. I warned you. XP It's kinda funny though. I am imagining a stupid-looking perv with icky teeth and bad hair and lala and feeling Atenista. Er. Yuck. 0.o Prolly not from the Arrheneo. Lol.

"blue and yellow"

fuck talaga, nanakawan ako.

yesterday i made punta to the birthday party of my high school friend who is currently making aral sa ust ngayon. syempre im not gonna go na sana kasi puro mga friends nya from ust yung nandun, ede im gonna be put out of place lang from their uber mediocre culture, pero sumama na rin ako out of shame para sa friend kong magtatampo raw sakin if hindi ako pumunta. besides, birthday naman nya so i made bigay na. and sabi nung isa pa naming high school barkada, she's gonna go rin daw so may kasama naman ako. eh fuck, hindi nagpunta. so ayun, na-op rin ako sa mga super mediocre na thomasians, at kinailangan ko talagang magtiis sa sobrang tangang kultura ng mga hampaslupa.

and guess what, speaking of hampaslupa, ninakawan ba naman ako ng mga pakshet na bobong hindi naman nakapasa ng acet?! i didnt bring food kasi dahil nga sobrang biglaan lang yung invitation ng friend ko, but if ever napaaga siya, i will make volunteer pa talaga para sagutin yung catering. so i told her about it. "bhe," i said, bhe ang tawagan namin kasi we used to role-play as lovers nung hayskul, "wala akong dalang food eh. okay lang ba?"

she told me na okay lang naman daw. and then i made banat a joke, "sorry bhe ah, lam mo kasi hindi ako sanay magdala ng food sa mga outings, so i made sure na lang that i made dala a lot of money."
actually, it's not a joke. as usual, marami talaga akong pera. around seven hundred yata. i know that's still kinda sad for a super talino and super mayamang atenista like me, pero since we're gonna go to a sobrang mumurahing resort lang naman nearby and since super mumurahin lang ng mga thomasians, i thought it's not a bad amount na.

im so fucking sure talaga na may pera ako nun. kasi mom gave me five hundred bucks before she left home for work (my mom manages our own technology company nga pala). plus yung halos three-hundred na natira from last week's allowance, i have about eight hundred. eh syempre i had to communicate with my high school friend. but then she cant text me kasi i'm smart and she's using sun cellular (my god, imagine that! how cheap. kinagat ang super amoy-araw na offer ng pang-promding network. buhay-squatter talaga). so i had to buy that 50-peso load na seven days unlimited texts (which is so, oh my god, kadiri talaga). ede ayan, halos seven hundred na yung money ko.

eh malay ko ba naman na while i made that joke, meron palang thomasian who was making pakinig to me. well of course makikinig talaga sya sakin. atenista ako eh. whatever comes out of my mouth is so full of brilliant ideas. well anyway, ayun. so habang we were making langoy to the eww so init na tubig dahil siguro nagdisperse na yung heat from those super kadiring putikang thomasian bodies, may mga naiwan (leftovers) na thomasians dun sa table where we made lagay our bags. and im sure, someone was making panood to me while i took off my shirt to make pakita my super attractive atenean body and i made lagay my authentic tommy hilfiger wallet sa bag ko. and then yun, while i was making tiis talaga na wag masuka dun sa tubig out of respect na lang sa high school friend kong may birthday kahit na diring-diring na talaga me to those retards in the pool, one of those cock-sucking thomasians made bukas my bag and stole my money. so fucking kakainis.

oh well, wala naman akong evidence pero common sense na lang na sila yun. mahirap lang sila eh. i didnt make hanap na kung who among them yung nagnakaw ng money ko. i mean, thomasians are poor fucked up pitsqueaks who are so uhaw sa tubig españa (uste), just like what my super brilliant fil12 profs say when they talk about post-modernism and marxism (i bet none of those stupidong thomasians know what im talking about). you know, yung mga super poor na mga anak-putik like them are sometimes left without a choice other than making nakaw on other people's money, so instead of making galit to them dahil baka mamaya kung ano pang super smart na salita ang lumabas from my purely atenean mouth, i just thought na it's my way of helping poor people.

although syempre, i also felt pagkainis for them. i mean, we ateneans, even though we're the smartest people in the world, we have feelings too. there was a time nga talaga na gusto ko na sanang makipag-fist fight with them. they're so mayabang kasi eh, despite the fact that i made tiis to my own emotions, cuz we ateneans are not making padala to our urges. we use our brains. there's this thomasian guy who thinks he's so darn fucking hot that while i was making shower in the (duh) shower, he walked around naked ba naman? i cant make paniwala nga how he managed to be that confident about himself. well of course i didnt look. i mean, we ateneans always have bigger members. pero the nakakainis na part here is he was like making lakas his boses, "oy maghuhubad ako ah. tangina pare pakialam ko sa titi mo meron din ako nyan. ganun nga kami sa locker room ng boys sa ust eh, lahat kami nakahubo."

so mediocre talaga. he's like making parinig to me pa talaga?! kaya nga i got even more disgusted eh. i mean, we ateneans, even though we're guys? we dont just go around the public naked cuz our bodies are so mamahalin. like, if you make your body public, it's so cheap. we ateneans have always been told through our jesuit, catholic, filipino education that our body is the temple of the holy spirit. no wonder sobrang babang uri ng mga people ang mga thomasians.

sigh.. they're so grabe talaga. of course i didn't make sermon on him na kasi he's gonna have access pa to quality ateneo education. pero im never gonna go out na talaga with those dimwitted cocksuckers. hay naku, thomasians... they so fucking make chupa to my atenean dick. kaya nga bagay na bagay talaga silang magchampion sa uaap season 69 eh.

siguro it's just that we ateneans aren't in the same dumb stupid boat like the thomasians. if that happened, maghahalo ang mga kulay namin. result? green. away talaga to...

----END---

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Survey for Females

Does your password have to do with a boy?
-- nope.

What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them?
-- look after me.

Are you a girly girl?
--
no.. but i have tendencies. haha

Small or big purses?
--
depends on where i will go and what i will do.

Do you enjoy drama?
--
only those worth watching.. but in life? enough's enough. o.o

Do you stay friends with your ex's?
--
i do.

Did you dress up on Halloween?
--
nope.

Do you call anybody by their last name?
--
yes, i do.

How many guys will read this just because it says "FEMALE SURVEY"?
--
let's see. =)

Do you wear makeup?
--
when needed. like if there's a formal gathering.

Can you put on mascara without opening your mouth?
--
yeah. i dont open my mouth but then again, there's the question of proper application. XD

Have you ever cooked food for a guy?
--
for my brother.. so yeah.

Have you ever been called a bad influence?
--
yeah, in a joking and loving manner. lol. what are friends for. ;)

Have you ever broken a guy's heart?
--
yes.. who hasn't?

Eyeliner or Mascara?
--
mascara.. i love my lashes. kinda. lol.

American Eagle or Hollister?
--
ngek. neither.

Skirts or jeans?
--
jeans.. but then almost everyday of my life, i wear a skirt. i have to.

Straight or curly hair?
--
curly.. :) i want curls.

Have you ever had your heart broken?
--
yes. of course.

Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
--
uhm.. dark maybe but.. doesn't matter.

Do you have a best friend?
--
well.. yes..

What do you think about the person you like?
--
well. he's okay. he has to be. of course he is.

Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
--
i imagined myself having one but that doesn't mean i'll get one.

Do you like your life?
--
i don't know.

have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
--
swimsuit = clothing? so yes.

Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
--
yeah.

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
--
yes.

Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
--
oh yes.

IN A BOY:
Preppy or Punk/Goth?
--
uhm.. preppy punk. kidding. as long as he's presentable+clean.

Well-educated or Dropout?
--
well-educated. duh.

Contacts or Glasses?
--
glasses.. hm hm.

Good cook or took you out a lot?
--
boooooth! haha.

Funny or Serious?
--
seriously funny. er.. funny serious.. er. naturally funny but knows when to be serious.

Romantic or Daredevil?
--
both.. oooh. XD

Cute or Hot?
--
they're almost the same. hot nalang. bwahahahaha

tag? i tag everyone who reads this! leave a comment to let me know that you're gonna do this. HEY ARNIE! sagot! XD cham. bop. jes. lubel. roseanne. roxanne. lahat lahat.

Friday, September 05, 2008

Vampire Lurv

Bakit pag vampire, masarap magmahal? WTF. Hahahaha. Kaya nga fiction eh. Arrr. o.o

When you can live forever, what do you live for?

My sister was forcing me last summer to read the book.. So I did. Hmm. There's no diff really if you compare to LJ Smith's Vampire Diaries. All vampire themes are usually the same anyway. Human falls for vampire, vice versa. Human character harmed, lalala, decided to become a vampire na rin.

It's a pretty good question. When you can live forever, what do you live for?

I know there are lots of Twilight fans now. I had an annoying moment one time.. I asked one fan girl about New Moon.. and she was like, "Ano yun? Huh? Do you mean Twilight?".. Well duh. I thought you know more than I do. Nakakainis talaga ang mga pumipilit sumabay sa uso. Nakakainis ang mga tao nakikiuso para lang maging "in." So pathetic.

I'd say my influence here's my sister. Super addict. I dunno where she got the hardbound books before summer of this year. She's gonna buy Breaking Dawn na raw. Uhm.. I want to read Breaking Dawn.. But then, hahaha. Not now.

Sigh. So there.. I saw the trailer of Twilight last summer. I'm watching it again. I really can't believe my eyes.. Cause the girl playing Bella's the girl from Panic Room. What a transition. Wow. Parang. Wooooot. Tapos she played a part rin pala sa Jumper.

Ang dami talagang young love literature about vampires and humans. Cham! Thanks for book lending nung high school moments. I actually got Book 3 and 4 of Vampire Diaries. Hahaha! Grabe no. I read book 1 and 2 like, ten years ago with you. Hahaha. The other series pa pala on vampires with Redfern girl. I love it! Well anyway. These books, pare pareho lang ang theme. Bakit kaya Twilight lang ang sikat? Hmm.. I'm dying to watch the movie though. I've already stuck it in my head that I will watch it. November right? Weehee.

Okay. For now, I'll watch Zettai Kareshi nalang.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Death Threats I've Sent To Arnel

1. Magiging lalaki ka.

2. Magkakaroon ka ng girlfriend.

3. Magkakaroon ka ng bigote na sooobrang kapal. Kapag inahit mo, tutubo ulit. Ala Evan All Mighty. ;)

Maghintay ka sa susunod na threats. XD I won't threaten you by telling you na lalapad ka.. Because you already are, dear lapadness. XD

Formula:

y = Arnie's lapadness
x = Lauren's lapadness

y = 10000000000000x

Joke lang. Ang totoo:

y = 2x

Hahahahaha. Don't worry. You will always be my absolute lapadness. XD

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Silence en la cuarto el banyo. Woot!

I just saw it, why? Haha. Got a problem? LOL. Silly imagination I have, really. Could be for those ladies who are fond of applying cosmetic stuff on their faces. I really don't know how they could stand retouching and going through all that fuss of applying lipstick and all. Fine, there's nothing wrong with making yourself look presentable.. But doncha think, you already look fine without all that paint and powder? Hm.. Hahaha. I don't mean to offend anyone, alright. Sometimes, it's just annoying when you'd bump into some girls who'd look like they would die if they don't apply such things. Is it really needed? 0.o I mean, come on. You're just in school. Haha. I would understand hair care, but.. well. Haha. Okay, so this is coming from one of them girls who don't really give a damn about using all that. Hehehe. Just wondering. Sometimes when it's warm in the laboratory, I couldn't help "observing" girls who get all sweaty and messed up after their retouching lala. It's like, LOL. Hahahaha. Sorry. Just compare it to wearing high pointy heels while running. Inappropriate? Perhaps. Awkward? Oh yes it is. Uncomfortable too. XD

Point is. I don't know. Hahahahahaha XD Oh yeah, like what Mary Anne Pasion said, "ang magalit, PANGET." LOL. :))

Okay, back to Karl Popper. ;)

Bakit online ang mga tao?

Hindi na ako nag-sagawa ng sarbey dahil..

Ayan. Pinansin ko nalang ang kanilang mga istatus sa YM! Basahin niyo nalang.

Mont Michel people:

Cham Esteban - Busy

Lubel Pilon - Argh! ">.<"

Jessa Denoga - cousins staying here for the night! yey! || supposed to be studying 115. XD

Mikey Bundoc - zerashk gulida..

Vinci Flores - Busy

Willden Llamas - Available

***

Ang aking kapatid..

Derren dela Cruz - Available

***

Ang mga nakilala sa OLGM:

Astrud Malvar - Atonement is super nice. I want rootbeer float. Cram for tomorrow's report. Inspire me.

Mcken Flores - I want to tell you, you control my rain and you should know that you are life in my veins.

Romilla Santos - Available

***

Ang mga dating mikrobyo:

Vina Sunga - Available

Timothy Manos - Be Right Back

***

Mga mikrobyo. OMAYGAD. Hahahaha..

Barbie Bobadilla - major ba ang etar?! oo ata eh?!

Chei Reyes - etar

Richmond Lu - In every single day that I see you, so sad that I can't set you free; of the secrets of my heart; A secret that it should never have...

Haidee Acuna - well...

Jela Edora - Available

Julius Bumatay - BS Microbiology Major in ETAR

Loys Forcadela - E-xemplfying T-ortorous A-and arduous Requirement - ETAR

Mary Pasion - Available

Ryan de Sotto - Available

Ranee Monsanto - B.S Microbiology, MAJOR IN ETAR!

Ako - Focus. Don't lose it. (Deads sa POS.)
...............................

Okay! Wala magawa. Madami pero di maka focus. Oo nga pala. Ngayon ay buwan ng wika kaya't tayo'y mag.. ano.. Basta. XD




Tuesday, August 19, 2008

The "Bakit ka online?" Survey

Isinagawa ko ito dahil.. ayun.

Ang mga sagot! Woooot!

Mary Anne Pasion: because... haha! i am doing loads of write ups.. haha! how about u?

JM Brioso: kasi... ayoko pang mag aral sa industrial kahit may test ako.. dahil alam ko mas mabuti pang tumanga ako kaysa sa magaral kasi ang putang inang test ni abrantes sa food at indus.. walang katulad.. parang sya.. bading. hahaha. haba noh

Lubel Pilon: may kukunin lang na file sa school :) why nga pala?

Chei Reyes: kasi naloloka na ko. ang daming gagawin. ikaw? whaha. :D

Richmond Lu: report making pero nabaliw n

Cham Esteban: i'm online coz i need chatmates to keep me sane. lol. coz of cis.

Vinci Flores: kasi may nagpapatulong sa homework ng travel and tours
vinci: =)

Barbie Bobadilla: dahil hinihintay ko mag OL parents ko.

Phoebe Cocuaco: talking about mga report epal nga eh =(

Nestor Cunanan: kasi nakakatamad magREVIEW

Julius Bumatay: akala q online si ana e. gawa sana kami ng etar

Ayan. Di ko na sinama iba. Pagud. XD

The "Bakit ka online?" Survey

Isinagawa ko ito dahil.. ayun.

Ang mga sagot! Woooot!

Mary Anne Pasion: because... haha! i am doing loads of write ups.. haha! how about u?

JM Brioso: kasi... ayoko pang mag aral sa industrial kahit may test ako.. dahil alam ko mas mabuti pang tumanga ako kaysa sa magaral kasi ang putang inang test ni abrantes sa food at indus.. walang katulad.. parang sya.. bading. hahaha. haba noh

Lubel Pilon: may kukunin lang na file sa school :) why nga pala?

Chei Reyes: kasi naloloka na ko. ang daming gagawin. ikaw? whaha. :D

Richmond Lu: report making pero nabaliw n

Cham Esteban: i'm online coz i need chatmates to keep me sane. lol. coz of cis.

Vinci Flores: kasi may nagpapatulong sa homework ng travel and tours
vinci: =)

Barbie Bobadilla: dahil hinihintay ko mag OL parents ko.

Phoebe Cocuaco: talking about mga report epal nga eh =(

Nestor Cunanan: kasi nakakatamad magREVIEW

Ayan. Di ko na sinama iba. Pagud. XD

Monday, August 18, 2008

Conyo-mandments

I grabbed this from Mariel Anne's blog. Teehee. Oha Oha. So funny. And number 10 is just so.. common. XP


The Ten Conyo–mandments

(By Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu)

1. Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”

“Let’s make pasok na to our class!”

“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”

“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore!”

2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “di ba” and “eh” in your pangungusap

“I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, noh? Eh di ba it’s like, so ewww, di ba?

“What ba? Stop nga being maarte noh!”

“Eh as if you want naman also, di ba?

3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang–uri!”

“It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”

“I know right? So sarap nga eh!”

“You’re making me inggit naman, I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, “tsong” or “pare”

“Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare.”

“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh.”

5. Thou shall know you know? I kow right!

“My bag is so bigat today, you know.”

“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kase the jumbo Physics book eh!”

6. Make gawa the plural of pangalans like in English or Spanish

“I have so many tigyaways, oh!”

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always like. Like, I know right?

“Like it’s so init naman!”

“Yeah! The air–con, it’s like sira kase eh!”

8. Make yourself feel so galling by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?

“Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?”
”It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?”

9. Make gamit of plenty of abbreviations, you know, daglat?

“Like OMG! It’s like traffic sa EDSA.”

“I know, right? It’s so kaka!”

“Kaka?”

“Kakaasar!”

10. Make gamit the pinakamarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!

“I’m like, making aral at the Arrhneo!”

“Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!”

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Calling all crammers. Bury the studious! :))

Crammers UNITE! Bwahahaha!

(Halatang naloka na dahil prelims na.)

Monday
POS 10:00-11:00 Rm 325, 326
Para Lec 1:00-2:00 Lab 12, 13
Para Lab 2:00-3:00 Lab 12, 13
Lit 102 3:00-4:00 Faculty room @_@
App 4:00-5:30 323, 324

Tuesday
Medbac Lec 1:00-2:00 Lab 12, 13
Medbac Lab 2:00-3:00 Lab 12, 13

Thursday
Analytical Mcr Lec 1:00-2:00 Lab 12, 13
Analytical Mcr Lab 2:00-3:00 Lab 12, 13

Friday
English 108 ???? Rm 325, 326

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Prelims and others. 0.o

Next week is hell week. Gonna have preliminary exams. Omaygad.

So much to do. So little time.

Sigh.. I miss everyone. :c



LOL. Seriously. I dunno what has gotten into me. I just have this urge to write about what I want to happen in the future. Okay. Let's get started.

Hmm.. Since I am still in college. Of course, I want to graduate. Honestly, I want to go to medical school after microbiology but then, I want to practice my profession. But I want to be a doctor. But I want to be a microbiologist. But I want to be a doctor. LOL. A pediatrician, specifically.

Hahaha. There are some things in life that keep you from pursuing something. Por ejemplo? I want to have my own place when I graduate. I want to earn. Who doesn't? I want to earn. NOW. LOL.

If I go to medical school, I will end up not being able to get a place of my own because I won't earn. Well. It simply means that I will still ask Dad for tuiton fee and allowance. He said it isn't a problem, money. But then having heard so much from my mother, grandmother, and other relatives, made me think that what my dad is saying ain't real. Ain't that funneh? =p

Okay. If I can't get to medical school. I will most probably go to graduate school. Yes, why not? My point is that I don't want to graduate with just a "B.S.". I am not ismol-ing other people ha. Pero if I only, well, achieve "B.S. Microbiology," okay lang. Sus. I love it anyway.

Hahahaha. Ang gulo ko.

Anyway. So I want to work. There. I want to be like Mam Dedeles. XD

Ay wait, before graduating pala. There is one thing... THESIS. Omaygad. T.T

So here are my choices:

> Parasitology - Sir Cauyan - Hahahaha! Lurv it!

> Mam Dedeles, whatever topic. Thumbs up, said the higher batch. I know naman. ^.^

> Sir Abrantes - Medical Microbiology

> Sir Tom - Some people say he ain't bad too. Hahaha. Fungi fungi. T.T Slime molds. @.@


I haven't given it much thought.. XD

Ay. One more thing. I want to work sa TARC. Kahit isang araw lang. Experience lang. Please. XD

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Notes to self:

Huwag umasa.
Huwag magpaasa.
Hindi lahat ng bagay dapat paniwalaan.

Yes, the smell of doubt. Thank you, Descartes.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

An observation.

People flock to things related to love.

Bwahahaha. The heart. Tsk..

The heart is a beri sensitive and universal thing indeed.

You get me.

Damn. Random 0.o