Hey Night World fans! XD A new diary ;)

LJ Smith has announced on her website | ljanesmith.net that she is halfway through writing a new Vampire Diaries story, initially titled Damon (with the new series currently marketed as The Vampires Diaries: The Return, and the first new Diary simply called Damon), picking up where Dark Reunion finished. She was also written a short story entitled Blood Will Tell, considering what might have happened had Stefan decided to drink the blood of Matt, Meredith and Bonnie. Scenes from this story expand on the frisson between Bonnie and Damon that was hinted at in Dark Reunion, and which could be expanded on in the fifth book, released on March 1st, 2009.

Okay, thanks to Arnie for leading me this. You are so lapad! Hahaha. Dahil sa iyong curiosity, I ended up knowing this. I benefitted from your spoiler instincts, your lapad- err, highness. XD

This is so cool. XD I want to read Jez and Morgead's Night-out, the untold tale. The Vampire Diaries fifth is.. unexpected. I thought it was only until Dark Reunion. I want to read Blood Will Tell which is like an alternate ending for Dark Reunion.

I also want to read Jez and Morgead's Night Out. Okay. I want to read everything. Hahaha. Love love the Redferns. Love love the Kellers. XD

So here are the stuff in the site: Blood Will Tell, Thicker than Water, Brionwy's Lullaby, Ash and Mary-Lynette: Those Who Favor Fire, and Jez and Morgead's Night Out.

Cool. XD

Ehem. CHAM. YOUR FAULT. Yes. Your fault for introducing me to these, you vampire you. XD Love em high school days. XD

Midnight Sun

I read the first chapter of Stephanie Meyer's Midnight Sun. It's the fifth of the Twilight Saga. This time, the story's is in Edward Cullen's point of view. Okay, I don't know. Words aren't enough to describe it. It's just.. darned good. I love it. Haha. The file said that it was copyrighted 2006.. So I guess it will be released soon, I hope?

Okay. Sorry for the spoiler kids. LOL. But at least you know there's something to look forward to. Rawr.

I want a copy of Midnight Sun. I saw this section in Meyer's web last month but I didn't check the posted file then. I remember reading something that says Meyer was not happy because of the leaks on Midnight Sun.

Haha. Wait. I should finish Breaking Dawn first. T_T

Ay wait. Finals pa pala T_T Ugh. Sembreak. Or weekend. LOL.

Dew Gatherer

Okay. I'm happy. Art app prof said to submit a painting then report about it in class. I found one, neoclassicism movement- since that's what I was assigned. I picked the Dew Gatherer from www.robertsherer.com. There. I think the reporting started Wednesday. I got lucky last Friday because ten people were called and I forgot to research on Dew Gatherer. I google-d it up last night and got a bit worried that there weren't any analysis. The painting isn't very famous. I don't know when Robert Sherer painted it. I found his email on his website.. So I emailed him. I asked for his permission and stuff then yeah, he allowed me and even sent me a copy of the Dew Gatherer. Oh diba? At least I won't be accused of violating copyrighted stuff. There.. So he told me the story behind Dew Gatherer.

It feels nice to present something in class. It's nice to report about something I gathered firsthand. :D I will print out his email and bring it to class on Wednesday.

So here it is.

Robert Sherer's Dew Gatherer. Oil on canvas. 1996.

Students must read this: How to write a school paper :D

Grabbed from Rhoan. Ang cute eh, sapul talaga. Wala ako masabi. Tawa-tawa, ngiti-ngiti nalang. XD Thanks, Rhoan. :D

HOW TO WRITE A SCHOOL PAPER.

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.

2. Log onto YM (With the busy status!). Check your email.

3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.

4. Head out to the kitchen for some chocolate to help you concentrate.

5. Check your LJ/Multiply/Twitter/Facebook/Friendster/DeviantArt.

6. Text a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to work.

7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.

8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.

9. Check your LJ/Multiply/Twitter/Facebook/Friendster/DeviantArt.

10. You know, you haven't texted/YMed that old friend since fourth grade. You'd better do that now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.

11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.

12. Grab some mp3s off of LimeWire/BitTorrent.

13. Check your LJ/Multiply/Twitter/Facebook/Friendster/DeviantArt. ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!

14. YM/text with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans, block party).

15. Check your LJ/Multiply/Twitter/Facebook/Friendster/DeviantArt.

16. Listen to your new mp3s and download some more.

17. YM/text your friend and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your prof, the course, the college, the world at large.

18. Drink some water.

19. Notice the old magazine in the kitchen. Read it.

20. Check your LJ/Multiply/Twitter/Facebook/Friendster/DeviantArt. Check you email too.

21. YM/text some people to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV.

22. Play some Solitaire (Or Pinball).

23. Check out Yahoo.com

24. Wash your hands.

25. YM/text a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven't started either.

26. Look through your blockmate's Multiply album of pictures from that party. Ask who everyone is.

27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.

28. Check your LJ/Multiply/Twitter/Facebook/Friendster/DeviantArt. Look over your online contacts on YM.

29. Check your LJ/Multiply/Twitter/Facebook/Friendster/DeviantArt WHILE listening to your new mp3s.

30. Your PC/laptop just crashed, given too many open windows plus the mp3s playing. Reboot, and carry on.

31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.

32. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.

33. Lie face down on the floor and moan.

34. Punch the wall and break something.

35. Check your LJ/Multiply/Twitter/Facebook/Friendster/DeviantArt. And you contacts on YM. No one’s online, yeah? But just look through them anyway.

36. Mumble obscenities.

37. 5am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.

38. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.

39. Go to class, hand in paper, and cut out of it so you can take a nap.

40. Check your LJ/Multiply/Twitter/Facebook/Friendster/DeviantArt.

Absent-absent pa kasi.

Why My Homework Is Not In On Time

Dear Mrs. Biavati,

I'm sorry my homework isn't ready, but it wasn't my fault!

This morning, a strange mink crawled in through the garage. It sneaked into the bedroom where my books and homework were. I grabbed my PSP and threw it at the mink but I missed and it grabbed my homework and ran into the kitchen. I yelled at it real loudly, but that didn't help, so I quickly put Hero-Heroine on my stereo and turned the volume way up, hoping to scare it away. Instead, it started to hop around like it was dancing!. It hopped so wildly, it knocked a glass of tequila off the coffee table and spilled it all over my homework. I guess the mink really liked the taste of tequila.

So, that's why homework isn't ready... that strange mink ate it! I think a similar thing happened to Win recently, so it must be a common problem here at UST.

Sincerely,

Lauren

I was searching for formats of letters online. I found this. LOL. Try it!
Link: http://www.discover-writing.com/madlib.html

Blue versus Yellow

Warning. This post is kinda stupid.. It's not really attacking Thomasians, it's more on trying to humiliate Ateneans. I think it's lame. I don't think Ateneans would be this.. cheap. You know what I mean. It'd be shameful if someone's from a good school and he acts like trash. I'm posting this because I want to keep a copy. XD Don't read if you don't like offensive stuff, okay?

Haha. I warned you. XP It's kinda funny though. I am imagining a stupid-looking perv with icky teeth and bad hair and lala and feeling Atenista. Er. Yuck. 0.o Prolly not from the Arrheneo. Lol.

"blue and yellow"

fuck talaga, nanakawan ako.

yesterday i made punta to the birthday party of my high school friend who is currently making aral sa ust ngayon. syempre im not gonna go na sana kasi puro mga friends nya from ust yung nandun, ede im gonna be put out of place lang from their uber mediocre culture, pero sumama na rin ako out of shame para sa friend kong magtatampo raw sakin if hindi ako pumunta. besides, birthday naman nya so i made bigay na. and sabi nung isa pa naming high school barkada, she's gonna go rin daw so may kasama naman ako. eh fuck, hindi nagpunta. so ayun, na-op rin ako sa mga super mediocre na thomasians, at kinailangan ko talagang magtiis sa sobrang tangang kultura ng mga hampaslupa.

and guess what, speaking of hampaslupa, ninakawan ba naman ako ng mga pakshet na bobong hindi naman nakapasa ng acet?! i didnt bring food kasi dahil nga sobrang biglaan lang yung invitation ng friend ko, but if ever napaaga siya, i will make volunteer pa talaga para sagutin yung catering. so i told her about it. "bhe," i said, bhe ang tawagan namin kasi we used to role-play as lovers nung hayskul, "wala akong dalang food eh. okay lang ba?"

she told me na okay lang naman daw. and then i made banat a joke, "sorry bhe ah, lam mo kasi hindi ako sanay magdala ng food sa mga outings, so i made sure na lang that i made dala a lot of money."
actually, it's not a joke. as usual, marami talaga akong pera. around seven hundred yata. i know that's still kinda sad for a super talino and super mayamang atenista like me, pero since we're gonna go to a sobrang mumurahing resort lang naman nearby and since super mumurahin lang ng mga thomasians, i thought it's not a bad amount na.

im so fucking sure talaga na may pera ako nun. kasi mom gave me five hundred bucks before she left home for work (my mom manages our own technology company nga pala). plus yung halos three-hundred na natira from last week's allowance, i have about eight hundred. eh syempre i had to communicate with my high school friend. but then she cant text me kasi i'm smart and she's using sun cellular (my god, imagine that! how cheap. kinagat ang super amoy-araw na offer ng pang-promding network. buhay-squatter talaga). so i had to buy that 50-peso load na seven days unlimited texts (which is so, oh my god, kadiri talaga). ede ayan, halos seven hundred na yung money ko.

eh malay ko ba naman na while i made that joke, meron palang thomasian who was making pakinig to me. well of course makikinig talaga sya sakin. atenista ako eh. whatever comes out of my mouth is so full of brilliant ideas. well anyway, ayun. so habang we were making langoy to the eww so init na tubig dahil siguro nagdisperse na yung heat from those super kadiring putikang thomasian bodies, may mga naiwan (leftovers) na thomasians dun sa table where we made lagay our bags. and im sure, someone was making panood to me while i took off my shirt to make pakita my super attractive atenean body and i made lagay my authentic tommy hilfiger wallet sa bag ko. and then yun, while i was making tiis talaga na wag masuka dun sa tubig out of respect na lang sa high school friend kong may birthday kahit na diring-diring na talaga me to those retards in the pool, one of those cock-sucking thomasians made bukas my bag and stole my money. so fucking kakainis.

oh well, wala naman akong evidence pero common sense na lang na sila yun. mahirap lang sila eh. i didnt make hanap na kung who among them yung nagnakaw ng money ko. i mean, thomasians are poor fucked up pitsqueaks who are so uhaw sa tubig españa (uste), just like what my super brilliant fil12 profs say when they talk about post-modernism and marxism (i bet none of those stupidong thomasians know what im talking about). you know, yung mga super poor na mga anak-putik like them are sometimes left without a choice other than making nakaw on other people's money, so instead of making galit to them dahil baka mamaya kung ano pang super smart na salita ang lumabas from my purely atenean mouth, i just thought na it's my way of helping poor people.

although syempre, i also felt pagkainis for them. i mean, we ateneans, even though we're the smartest people in the world, we have feelings too. there was a time nga talaga na gusto ko na sanang makipag-fist fight with them. they're so mayabang kasi eh, despite the fact that i made tiis to my own emotions, cuz we ateneans are not making padala to our urges. we use our brains. there's this thomasian guy who thinks he's so darn fucking hot that while i was making shower in the (duh) shower, he walked around naked ba naman? i cant make paniwala nga how he managed to be that confident about himself. well of course i didnt look. i mean, we ateneans always have bigger members. pero the nakakainis na part here is he was like making lakas his boses, "oy maghuhubad ako ah. tangina pare pakialam ko sa titi mo meron din ako nyan. ganun nga kami sa locker room ng boys sa ust eh, lahat kami nakahubo."

so mediocre talaga. he's like making parinig to me pa talaga?! kaya nga i got even more disgusted eh. i mean, we ateneans, even though we're guys? we dont just go around the public naked cuz our bodies are so mamahalin. like, if you make your body public, it's so cheap. we ateneans have always been told through our jesuit, catholic, filipino education that our body is the temple of the holy spirit. no wonder sobrang babang uri ng mga people ang mga thomasians.

sigh.. they're so grabe talaga. of course i didn't make sermon on him na kasi he's gonna have access pa to quality ateneo education. pero im never gonna go out na talaga with those dimwitted cocksuckers. hay naku, thomasians... they so fucking make chupa to my atenean dick. kaya nga bagay na bagay talaga silang magchampion sa uaap season 69 eh.

siguro it's just that we ateneans aren't in the same dumb stupid boat like the thomasians. if that happened, maghahalo ang mga kulay namin. result? green. away talaga to...

----END---

Survey for Females

Does your password have to do with a boy?
-- nope.

What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them?
-- look after me.

Are you a girly girl?
-- no.. but i have tendencies. haha

Small or big purses?
-- depends on where i will go and what i will do.

Do you enjoy drama?
-- only those worth watching.. but in life? enough's enough. o.o

Do you stay friends with your ex's?
-- i do.

Did you dress up on Halloween?
-- nope.

Do you call anybody by their last name?
-- yes, i do.

How many guys will read this just because it says "FEMALE SURVEY"?
-- let's see. =)

Do you wear makeup?
-- when needed. like if there's a formal gathering.

Can you put on mascara without opening your mouth?
-- yeah. i dont open my mouth but then again, there's the question of proper application. XD

Have you ever cooked food for a guy?
-- for my brother.. so yeah.

Have you ever been called a bad influence?
-- yeah, in a joking and loving manner. lol. what are friends for. ;)

Have you ever broken a guy's heart?
-- yes.. who hasn't?

Eyeliner or Mascara?
-- mascara.. i love my lashes. kinda. lol.

American Eagle or Hollister?
-- ngek. neither.

Skirts or jeans?
-- jeans.. but then almost everyday of my life, i wear a skirt. i have to.

Straight or curly hair?
-- curly.. :) i want curls.

Have you ever had your heart broken?
-- yes. of course.

Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
-- uhm.. dark maybe but.. doesn't matter.

Do you have a best friend?
-- well.. yes..

What do you think about the person you like?
-- well. he's okay. he has to be. of course he is.

Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
-- i imagined myself having one but that doesn't mean i'll get one.

Do you like your life?
-- i don't know.

have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
-- swimsuit = clothing? so yes.

Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
-- yeah.

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
-- yes.

Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
-- oh yes.

IN A BOY:
Preppy or Punk/Goth?
-- uhm.. preppy punk. kidding. as long as he's presentable+clean.

Well-educated or Dropout?
-- well-educated. duh.

Contacts or Glasses?
-- glasses.. hm hm.

Good cook or took you out a lot?
-- boooooth! haha.

Funny or Serious?
-- seriously funny. er.. funny serious.. er. naturally funny but knows when to be serious.

Romantic or Daredevil?
-- both.. oooh. XD

Cute or Hot?
-- they're almost the same. hot nalang. bwahahahaha

tag? i tag everyone who reads this! leave a comment to let me know that you're gonna do this. HEY ARNIE! sagot! XD cham. bop. jes. lubel. roseanne. roxanne. lahat lahat.

Vampire Lurv

Bakit pag vampire, masarap magmahal? WTF. Hahahaha. Kaya nga fiction eh. Arrr. o.o

When you can live forever, what do you live for?

My sister was forcing me last summer to read the book.. So I did. Hmm. There's no diff really if you compare to LJ Smith's Vampire Diaries. All vampire themes are usually the same anyway. Human falls for vampire, vice versa. Human character harmed, lalala, decided to become a vampire na rin.

It's a pretty good question. When you can live forever, what do you live for?

I know there are lots of Twilight fans now. I had an annoying moment one time.. I asked one fan girl about New Moon.. and she was like, "Ano yun? Huh? Do you mean Twilight?".. Well duh. I thought you know more than I do. Nakakainis talaga ang mga pumipilit sumabay sa uso. Nakakainis ang mga tao nakikiuso para lang maging "in." So pathetic.

I'd say my influence here's my sister. Super addict. I dunno where she got the hardbound books before summer of this year. She's gonna buy Breaking Dawn na raw. Uhm.. I want to read Breaking Dawn.. But then, hahaha. Not now.

Sigh. So there.. I saw the trailer of Twilight last summer. I'm watching it again. I really can't believe my eyes.. Cause the girl playing Bella's the girl from Panic Room. What a transition. Wow. Parang. Wooooot. Tapos she played a part rin pala sa Jumper.

Ang dami talagang young love literature about vampires and humans. Cham! Thanks for book lending nung high school moments. I actually got Book 3 and 4 of Vampire Diaries. Hahaha! Grabe no. I read book 1 and 2 like, ten years ago with you. Hahaha. The other series pa pala on vampires with Redfern girl. I love it! Well anyway. These books, pare pareho lang ang theme. Bakit kaya Twilight lang ang sikat? Hmm.. I'm dying to watch the movie though. I've already stuck it in my head that I will watch it. November right? Weehee.

Okay. For now, I'll watch Zettai Kareshi nalang.

Death Threats I've Sent To Arnel

1. Magiging lalaki ka.

2. Magkakaroon ka ng girlfriend.

3. Magkakaroon ka ng bigote na sooobrang kapal. Kapag inahit mo, tutubo ulit. Ala Evan All Mighty. ;)

Maghintay ka sa susunod na threats. XD I won't threaten you by telling you na lalapad ka.. Because you already are, dear lapadness. XD

Formula:

y = Arnie's lapadness
x = Lauren's lapadness

y = 10000000000000x

Joke lang. Ang totoo:

y = 2x

Hahahahaha. Don't worry. You will always be my absolute lapadness. XD