"If I were a PSP Gadget..." by PT (11.18.08)
~ You would panic if I suddenly stop functioning.
~ You would take care of me so I wouldn't get scratches.
~ You would worry if you lost sight of me. (You'd search for me.)
~ You would buy me things so that I'd be more interesting and cool.
~ Then, you'd be satisfied.
~ You would show me off to your friends.
~ You would go ballistic if I'm harmed.
~ You would take me anywhere.
~ You would not worry so much if you want to get rid of me.
~ You would always hold me and protect me.
~ You would always look at me.
~ You would be sensitive to my needs and to things harmful to me.
~ You would not tune me out.
~ You would get restless without me.
But then.. When you find something better than me, you would replace me.
