(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument whent they are right and you need to shup up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long & hard before deciding how & when you will pay for you mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. Unless she says 'Thanks a lot', That is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' that will bring on WHATEVER.
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying sc*ew YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3
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