1. Magiging lalaki ka.
2. Magkakaroon ka ng girlfriend.
3. Magkakaroon ka ng bigote na sooobrang kapal. Kapag inahit mo, tutubo ulit. Ala Evan All Mighty. ;)
Maghintay ka sa susunod na threats. XD I won't threaten you by telling you na lalapad ka.. Because you already are, dear lapadness. XD
Formula:
y = Arnie's lapadness
x = Lauren's lapadness
y = 10000000000000x
Joke lang. Ang totoo:
y = 2x
Hahahahaha. Don't worry. You will always be my absolute lapadness. XD